bad jokes from parkinglolbird

parkinglotbird (8:49:50 PM): i want to put some pot stickers all over my stuff so that people know i am down with the herb

1:02a <@plb> shaved asiago cheese is the only way to go. i hate asiago cheese when it has pubes

so i was at this football game the other day and the quarterback hiked the ball and he dropped it and it bounced off his foot. no punt intended.

Ashley: wow. there is a bbrown recluse in my house
plb: how did a lonely mexican get in your house

(11:13:34 PM) parkinglotbird: carpal tunnel of love

I eat crooked dicks.

Noon totally ripped off midnight.